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501 of the Funniest Facebook Status Updates: Use them as your own! Duane Cahill

501 of the Funniest Facebook Status Updates: Use them as your own!

Duane Cahill

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Kindle Edition
51 pages
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 About the Book 

Do you have Facebook friends who always have something witty to say? Do you wish you could get as many likes as they do? Dont you wish that you could just pick up a book and have, say, I dont know, 501 funny statuses that you could use for YOURMoreDo you have Facebook friends who always have something witty to say? Do you wish you could get as many likes as they do? Dont you wish that you could just pick up a book and have, say, I dont know, 501 funny statuses that you could use for YOUR Facebook status?As they say in infomercials, Well now you CAN! Ive been writing these types of things since I joined Facebook in 2009. Friends said, You should do stand-up comedy! So I tried it, and I won first place at amateur night at the local comedy club. I beat out 29 other competitors (although most werent really that funny, there were some really good ones) and retired undefeated.Then someone said, you should write these all down in a book! Notice the second time, they said it without quotation marks, because that probably wasnt what they said.At any rate, Ive put this together for you to enjoy. It makes pretty good reading, but your friends will really appreciate you when these start showing up on your Facebook wall. Its true. I have Facebook friends that Ive never met, but my friends told them about my updates, and they wanted to get their daily dose. For less than a penny per status, you, too, can have friends you dont know!Feel free to start using these today!